Two deaf people got married and during the first week of marriage, they found that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they couldn’t see each other signing, or read lips. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figured out a solution.
She wrote a note to her husband:
“Honey, why don’t we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don’t want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times…”
The husband thought this was a great idea. He wrote back to his wife:
“That’s a great idea! Likewise, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on my penis once. If you don’t want to have sex, pull on my penis two hundred and fifty times…”